The Granfields

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Twelve Indisputable Facts of Life

Nobody knows whether it is actually recycling bin night. One person on the street takes a chance and the rest follow their lead. The average supermarket avocado has been squeezed by 427 other customers...

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Bec and Matt welcome a new arrival…

Matt: I’ve got a surprise for you darling! Bec: You’ve learnt how to budget? Matt: I picked up my gun today! I’ve got it right here. Want to see it? Bec: Get that thing...

'Escargot' was also ruled out 1

The Granfields choose future baby names

Bec: We need to start thinking about names for our eventual children. Matt: Well, the boy has to be called ‘Jack’, we both know that. Bec: Agreed. Matt: “Jack Granfield”. That sounds like Ernest...

Matt discovers the 'pause' button on the TV 0

Matt discovers how to pause live TV

Bec: Let’s watch So You Think You Can Dance Australia. Matt: I’d rather eat my toenails. Bec: No, c’mon, there’s lots of hot girls. You’ll like it. Matt: Booooring. Bec: Look she’s hot. Matt:...