Translating Matt.
We know each other pretty well now, and can easily identify when the other is speaking crap. A handy guide for understanding Matt, according to Bec: Are you sleepy? – Can we have sex?...
Monthly Archive: November 2012
The Amalfi Coast
It was 9:15am and, in her apparent commitment to extinguishing all trace of her wedding dress diet/general health and well-being, Bec had just finished her first gelato for the day. The following conversation then...
Bec and Matt discover evening primrose oil
Bec: I went to the chemist to see if they had something for PMS and they recommended evening primrose oil, so I bought some. Matt: Great. Do they have morning version as well? Bec:...
Dolphins and Whales
One of Matt’s strengths is trivialising important things. Our conversation today, following a story on the radio RE: dolphins beaching themselves and a number of them dying: Bec: Gosh, with all these dolphins and...
How do we start this? Weet-Bix?
Matt: So shouldn’t this joint blog thing start at the beginning, rather than the fight we had in Pompeii on our honeymoon? Actually, I will rephrase that for the record, we didn’t have a...