Matt and Bec Use Uber
It had been a while since Matt and Bec had needed to call a taxi home from something. Living in a country town and being, generally speaking, old and boring, meant that a ‘big...
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Twelve Indisputable Facts of Life
Nobody knows whether it is actually recycling bin night. One person on the street takes a chance and the rest follow their lead. The average supermarket avocado has been squeezed by 427 other customers...
The Granfields choose future baby names
Bec: We need to start thinking about names for our eventual children. Matt: Well, the boy has to be called ‘Jack’, we both know that. Bec: Agreed. Matt: “Jack Granfield”. That sounds like Ernest...
Matt discovers how to pause live TV
Bec: Let’s watch So You Think You Can Dance Australia. Matt: I’d rather eat my toenails. Bec: No, c’mon, there’s lots of hot girls. You’ll like it. Matt: Booooring. Bec: Look she’s hot. Matt:...
The Five (or so) Love Languages
Bec: You never listen to me. Matt: I do listen to you. Bec: I always talk about the five love languages. What are they? Matt: You want me to name the five languages? Bec:...
Translating Matt.
We know each other pretty well now, and can easily identify when the other is speaking crap. A handy guide for understanding Matt, according to Bec: Are you sleepy? – Can we have sex?...