The Granfields go to Sea World. And it’s closed.
Chick on entrance booth: That’ll be a hundred and sixty dollars Matt: Oh, sorry, I think you’ve misunderstood, I didn’t want to pay for the busload of Japanese tourists who are standing over there...
The Granfields
Is wine better for the stomach than hot chips and tomato sauce? A Granfield debate.
Matt: Hey Darling, you know how your tummy felt a bit funny the other night? Bec: Yes. Matt: I’m just worried it’s your diet. What did you eat yesterday? Bec: Weet-Bix for breakfast, and...
The Granfields go on holidays to 1770 (and meet some German backpackers, and some history)
Bec: Now, we need to set some ground rules for this road trip. Matt: Yes we do. As driver, I’m in charge of the windows. I pick up or down. If the windows are...
Bec and Matt have a fight and Matt sleeps in the spare room
Bec: …Yeah, well YOU NEVER EVER do the washing up and I hate the way you drive, and I’m not talking to you EVER AGAIN! Matt: …Well, you wouldn’t know what washing up even...
The Granfields choose future baby names
Bec: We need to start thinking about names for our eventual children. Matt: Well, the boy has to be called ‘Jack’, we both know that. Bec: Agreed. Matt: “Jack Granfield”. That sounds like Ernest...
Matt discovers how to pause live TV
Bec: Let’s watch So You Think You Can Dance Australia. Matt: I’d rather eat my toenails. Bec: No, c’mon, there’s lots of hot girls. You’ll like it. Matt: Booooring. Bec: Look she’s hot. Matt:...
Matt makes savings ‘plans’. Plans include high-powered Mercedes-Benz. Bec threatens divorce.
Matt: Just so you know, I’m not buying lunch today NOR an ice-cream. Because I’m a saver. And, a good boy. Bec: Seriously? You’re not getting credit for that Matt. Matt: I made my...
How to cure a limping chicken. Axe not included.
Their chicken had been limping for some time, but never this bad. She’d already had one trip to the vet. The vet had given them some anti-inflammatory medication, which was administered orally via syringe....
The secrets of the GPS Watch (and why Matt turns and runs the opposite way at a particular point near their house)
Bec got Matt a GPS watch for Christmas so he could see how far and how fast he was going on his regular semi-regular afternoon jog. It was linked up to a fancy Nike...
Eczema, acting and canoeing
Bec: Poor Molly’s back is itchy. Maybe she has eczema or something. Matt: I’ll fix it. Ramsay Vet they call me. Bec: You’re not going to shave her back are you? That’ll just make...