Hint: Swahili isn’t one of them
Bec: You never listen to me.
Matt: I do listen to you.
Bec: I always talk about the five love languages. What are they?
Matt: You want me to name the five languages?
Bec: Yes, recite them.
Matt: Gift-giving is one.
Bec: Yes.
Matt: Touch is one.
Bec: Yes, well, physical touch, but OK, that’s pretty good. I’m impressed so far. Maybe I doubted you. What are the other three?
Matt: I know them.
Bec: OK.
Matt: Sex.
Bec: No.
Matt: How is that not a love language?
Bec: It’s not.
Matt: Something about talking.
Bec: No.
Matt: How is talking not a love language? Talking is a language.
Bec: It’s not.
Matt: I know them.
Bec: Want me to give you a hint?
Matt: No! I know them.
Bec: OK.
Matt: How many were there again?
Bec: How many ‘five love languages’ are there?
Matt: Yes.
Bec: Five.
Matt: Right.
Bec: Everyone has one. Do you know what MINE is?
Matt: French?
