We know each other pretty well now, and can easily identify when the other is speaking crap.
A handy guide for understanding Matt, according to Bec:
Are you sleepy? – Can we have sex?
How’s your meal? – Can I have some?
Can I try just a little bit? – I’m going to eat more than half of it, and the best bit.
Matt teaches charm school in his spare time.
I was too busy to clean up this morning darling – I love having a long shower.
I was running late this morning – I stepped over the dog poo because it is gross.
Let’s go for a drive today – Let’s go four-wheel-driving for 5 hours.
Should we drive tonight? – I’m going to get maggot, so, what are you going to do?
I can’t remember how much it cost – You’re going to yell at me, so I’m not going to tell you.
I was too busy at work to run those errands today darling, I’m sorry – I got an ice-cream at lunch.
I don’t know, I think they’re a little boring to be honest – They weren’t into my music or jokes.
Yes darling, I filled Molly’s water bowl – No I did not.
How lovely – Why do you keep buying Mad Men dresses?
My television program is on! – Please don’t talk through the fourth re-run of Top Gear unless it will lead to sex.
